I think a better idea would be:
-only 1 unicorn that poops tc's, that flew from place to place across the entirity of the map, in a epic/legendary beast fashion.
- his name would be "PinkRainbowPizza"
- In order to poop these tc's, obviously he needs to fill his tummy first w/ something... so he goes around pk'ing players who perma die due to being eaten by the unicorn and pooped out in tc fasion.
--- due to transformation into being a tc rather than a toon, when you log in you get a image of the tc you've been transformed into and the immediate 1 spot in every direction inventory or storage spaces of the tc acquirer, around "you".
-------This is available to you until use of the TC, at which time log-in attempts initiates an internal system of auto-dialing Domino's Pizza and ordering 29 sausage bacon pizzas to the physical mailing address linked to your IP address.
-----------There is 1 catch which MAY save you after being devoured by PinkRainbowPizza. You have to complete an epic pilgrimpizzage: If you eat, in 1 sitting, all of the pizzas before use/burning of the TC's added RRT, whether it be a month of 2 hrs a day or just 7 hrs immediately, you become a "pizza player" and get the "pizza player bonus" which adds additional toppings to the acquirer of the TC's 31 sausage bacon + (depends on pizza player bonus) additional toppings and the fate of the toons are reversed: the initial acquirer of teh poop is transformed into a tc which goes into your, newly revived "pizza player" inventory and they must eat or perm-die.
Here is where it gets a little wild:
-PinkRainbowPizza has a harem of Fem-unicorns that while not servicing PinkRainbowPizza (he enjoys this at the same time as he poops) they dance in the different zones around the map.
- They all perform the same dance moves, in sync with eachother, which takes the resemblance of a traditional tibetan monk pre-intercourse dance of seduction.
- If everyone in your group follows the moves of the found Fem-unicorn. You recieve 30 seconds of invulnerability when entering battle with PinkRainbowPizza due to him thinking you're one of his few-unicorns and are going to please him.
This will help the nodiatis economy in multiple ways which I've explained and proven that it would give crafters something to work towards while at the same time keeping crafted material rare and valuable due to set intervals of time being the primary crafting resource in this new equipment. Not to mention that build and class diversity and individuality is boosted which makes for a more satisfying and interesting game for the player.
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Last edited by RogueTigeR; 07-19-2013 at 10:50 AM..
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Flying Unicorns that Poop TCs!
