I present the first, to Destruction, from quite a few of his acquaintances here online- this one is for you chimpy!
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Ladies and Gentlemen, monsters and bones:
We welcome you fondly to read this new poem
You all recognize this fine chimp at his best,
it's none other than procrastinator Dest!
What brings such a diverse and careless array?
It's mighty Nodi- where they all play each day!
Out from the clutter of chat posts galore,
we find one true character, about him and more-
You've heard no voice, felt his touch or seen his face
But by his words you can sense his natural, true tastes
fellow typists here vent of his fine attributes
following memories of crab bashing, farming and newbs-
From the world of the civil we hear "enchanting stones"!
Till the real world tugs at him, then he must go drone
He turns toward his school work and gives epic fail
for it's 'the womens' he adores and the flirting he hails
Horndog stops at nothing, with his big pimping, that flirt...
By asking around we can get the real dirt

His booteh's quite nice, he's romantic and charming-
hilarious to the crowds and noone would think to harm him!
Smart, giving and helpful were all at the top
He does anything for friends, but finds it quite hard to stop
As a big panda bear, this mischievious guy is random and unique,
His good-natured will cheers up any chat thats bleak!
The knowledge he holds gamers can mostly adhere,
when Des begins talking...it generally could take years
He's very persistant and takes up a side
But from opinions and problems he just never hides-
Whether fighting black mobs or simply taking cheap shots
his team mates (some guys) still think that he's hot
He's honest and sweet, he's a cutie in the least
friends reflect our choices- you've chosen a sexy beast.
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