The Gospel according to Jon..
Hear me O b@start chillen of Jeff in the land of Nod!!
Austen iz the lawd thy gawd..
Thou shalt present thine noob arses to him every hour..
Thou shalt not suck d1ck or kiss a$$ of any but him..
Austen r teh pwn..
j00 all ya'll must bow before heem..or fayce da rath of his displezzah
Praise to da lawd gawd of Nawd..Austen!!
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