My premium runneth out.

11-10-2008, 09:17 PM

My premium ran out tonight.

And I did not renew.

I'm sad that we are literally begging for an update, something to change, and our cries are falling on deaf ears.

Jeff, we want a different PK system. Yes, you had a great idea, but just like communism, it's great in principle, not so great in practice.

Jeff, we need the new skills. They have been "coming soon" since July. It is now mid-November.

Jeff, we need runes. They too have been coming soon for months.

Give us an update, give us some sort of indication that something is happening behind the scenes. We are begging you to just do something to show us that you are not just letting the game die, so we can give you more of our money.

However, it does not appear that you want my money, and quite honestly, at this point, I do not believe you deserve my money.

I had a TC leftover in my inventory, I burned it for 10 more days... But I can't see myself doing anything more if we still have nothing new 10 days from now.

TheMilfHunter · 11-10-2008, 10:59 PM

Amen brotha!!!!!!! sing it loud sing it proud!!

11-11-2008, 10:32 PM

Yes, Jeff, please tell us you're working on SOMETHING.

Even if you say "I'm working on something big."

IT WILL MAKE YOU MORE MONEYZ.

11-11-2008, 10:40 PM

I've been very patient and I am very understanding... Just need to know the new skills, PK updates, gems, potions, et cetera are actually coming sometime before I need to start getting regular prostate exams.

Valiumandritalin · 11-12-2008, 01:59 PM

Prostate exams wouldn't be a waste of time either.

..

Other then that I agree with Bentro.

flipynifty · 11-12-2008, 10:35 PM

Why don't you make your own game and update it everyday and never leave the server room ever?

Hopilus · 11-12-2008, 11:33 PM

it would be nice, to have some indication that more things are going to be implimented, i remember.....when there was an update once a day....doubt it will go back to once a day. however, once a week or every other week, would be a nice change. pwetty pwease jeffipoo? even if it is just a slight token, to appease the vast masses, whether it be good or bad, i think at this point, would be a good idea.

however, that is just my two cents.

Glitchless · 11-13-2008, 08:19 AM

The best is yet to come.

11-13-2008, 09:22 AM

foreshadowing O.o

Valiumandritalin · 11-13-2008, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glitchless

The best is yet to come.

...

Good enough for me.

Relic · 11-13-2008, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glitchless

The best is yet to come.

OH MY GOODNESS!
JEFF RESPONDED !

Although short and sweet, it is better then what we have been getting, and is much appreciated.

Jon · 11-13-2008, 05:27 PM

Pipe down kiddo..It ain't Christmas yet..

11-14-2008, 04:31 AM

"The best is yet to come"

What it feels like: having someone give you a blowjob and then stop for after 10 seconds and say "The best is yet to come", and disappears.

I actually have high hopes though

ZOMG TROPHY CRAFTING SKILL REQUIREMENTS PLZORS <3

11-14-2008, 05:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Jon

Pipe down kiddo..It ain't Christmas yet..

Rumor has it that Glitchless is indeed planning to release a major update for Christmas. Seems that even some of the contents have already leaked, which might be a fake of course, but a lot of what I heard is plausible so I'm gonna post it anyway:

Nubs will no longer be prohibited to trade. Their portraits will look like elves and they'll have to work a 14 hour shift per day in the mines and factories of Nod and give all the presents they've crafted away for free to be allowed to continue playing . A PKer's portrait is replaced by one of Santa Claus and instead of a flashing red light you get some fat guy's voice saying "Ho Ho Ho!" as a warning when he enters your tile.

During all boss fights "Jingle bells" chimes and the "Mute music" button disappears to make you feel just like Christmas.

You will be awarded a timecard if you sing a Christmas song in civil in an earnest manner or if you say "F*ck you Ma and f*ck your gay goddam Christmas singsong! Gimme my present NOW or I swear I'm gonna drench you in gasoline while you're sleeping and combust you like any other fart!" in uncivil. Keep in mind though that if you sneak on the server too early in the morning you'll be squelched for 6 hours.

There's gonna be new weapons as well, like reindeer horn thrusters or sugar bound warclubs. To gentrify crafting a lot of new gear can be only crafted, like the little bell flail, the Christmas tree lance or the sledge shield. Also, some critters like the Grinch or Jehovah's witnesses might have guest appearances and you can make them bleed for trying to ruin Christmas.

11-14-2008, 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nosebatter

Rumor has it that Glitchless is indeed planning to release a major update for Christmas. Seems that even some of the contents have already leaked, which might be a fake of course, but a lot of what I heard is plausible so I'm gonna post it anyway:

Nubs will no longer be prohibited to trade. Their portraits will look like elves and they'll have to work a 14 hour shift per day in the mines and factories of Nod and give all the presents they've crafted away for free to be allowed to continue playing . A PKer's portrait is replaced by one of Santa Claus and instead of a flashing red light you get some fat guy's voice saying "Ho Ho Ho!" as a warning when he enters your tile.

During all boss fights "Jingle bells" chimes and the "Mute music" button disappears to make you feel just like Christmas.

You will be awarded a timecard if you sing a Christmas song in civil in an earnest manner or if you say "F*ck you Ma and f*ck your gay goddam Christmas singsong! Gimme my present NOW or I swear I'm gonna drench you in gasoline while you're sleeping and combust you like any other fart!" in uncivil. Keep in mind though that if you sneak on the server too early in the morning you'll be squelched for 6 hours.

There's gonna be new weapons as well, like reindeer horn thrusters or sugar bound warclubs. To gentrify crafting a lot of new gear can be only crafted, like the little bell flail, the Christmas tree lance or the sledge shield. Also, some critters like the Grinch or Jehovah's witnesses might have guest appearances and you can make them bleed for trying to ruin Christmas.

The most common waste of time I have in my daily schedule is reading fail like this on online gaming forums.

Valiumandritalin · 11-14-2008, 03:30 PM

..

I'm speechless.

11-15-2008, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glitchless

The best is yet to come.

Love you Jeff, but I'll believe it when I see it.

But srsly

Love you

11-16-2008, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glitchless

The best is yet to come.

as sure as the sun will rise..

11-21-2008, 07:11 AM

I guess the BIG question is:

Why is it taking so long to implement these changes??

I think if the reason for the delays could be explained, it help in others understanding, and show that its not because the producer (s) of this game don't care. Moreso that there are technical reasons that apply, orrrrr something like that :0)

11-21-2008, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Vertigosis PKer

I guess the BIG question is:

Why is it taking so long to implement these changes??

I think if the reason for the delays could be explained, it help in others understanding, and show that its not because the producer (s) of this game don't care. Moreso that there are technical reasons that apply, orrrrr something like that :0)

Which is what I've been saying the whole time...