The official spam daer thread

[hotshot64]

Spammers will be bant. ,,!,,

[Arttemis]

Yay attention seeker is attention seeking

[Roo]

Originally Posted by Arttemis

Yay attention seeker is attention seeking

Ikr?

[hotshot64]

Originally Posted by Arttemis

Yay attention seeker is attention seeking

Bitch is bitchy

[Roo]

She's hotter than you though, you should take note of that.

[hotshot64]

Originally Posted by raperoo

She's hotter than you though, you should take note of that.

Fair point.

[Picklehead]

The next time you make a purchase, hand the clerk a $1 bill and ask her to make change. She will hand you back a number of coins, several of which bear the likenesses of long dead historical figures.

[hotshot64]

Wtf?

[Roo]

[Huggles]

Originally Posted by hotshot64

Spammers will be bant. ,,!,,

I see what you did there.

[Picklehead]

Products
Cocktail Peanuts
Cooking Oil
CornNuts (acquired in late 1990s)
Chocolate Covered Cashews
Dry Roasted Peanuts
Dry Roasted Sunflower kernels
Honey Roasted Peanuts
Hot Peanuts
Mixed Nuts
Salted Cashews
Salted Peanuts
Tavern Nuts (discontinued and reintroduced in 2009)
Smoked Almonds
Peanut Butter
Peanut Bar
Discontinued
Cheez Balls
Cheez puffs
Jumbo Block Peanut Candy (presumably discontinued)
Coconut Balls (discontinued on account of its suggestive name)
Corn Chips
P.B. Crackers
P.B. Crisps (introduced in 1992)
Peanut Butter candies
Peanut Butter Fudge Cookies

[Huggles]

United States
At common law, simple battery is a misdemeanor. The prosecutor must prove all three elements beyond a reasonable doubt:
an unlawful application of force
to the person of another
resulting in either bodily injury or an offensive touching.
The common-law elements serve as a basic template; but individual jurisdictions may alter them, and they may vary slightly from state to state.
Under modern statutory schemes, battery is often divided into grades that determine the severity of punishment. For example:
Simple battery may include any form of non-consensual harmful or insulting contact, regardless of the injury caused. Criminal battery requires an intent to inflict an injury on another, as distinguished from a tortious battery.
Sexual battery may be defined as non-consensual touching of the intimate parts of another. At least in Florida, "Sexual battery means oral, anal, or vaginal penetration by, or union with, the sexual organ of another or the anal or vaginal penetration of another by any other object": See section 794.011[2].
Family-violence battery may be limited in its scope between persons within a certain degree of relationship: statutes for this offense have been enacted in response to increasing awareness of the problem of domestic violence.
Aggravated battery generally is seen as a serious offense of felony grade, involving the loss of the victim's limb or some other type of permanent disfigurement. As successor to the common-law crime of mayhem, this is sometimes subsumed in the definition of aggravated assault. In Florida, Aggravated Battery is the intentional commission of great bodily harm. [9] Conversely, if there is no intent in Florida, then it is felony battery which is a third degree felony as opposed to a second degree felony in which aggravated battery is.

[Roo]

[Picklehead]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9kVyqUzXKw

Think about this, guys.

[Roo]

[hotshot64]

****ing spammers stfu

[Picklehead]

Many classic horror icons, such as Geger’s xenomorphs, Silent Hill’s Pyramid Head, and other disturbing creatures, share common characteristics. Pale skin, dark, sunken eyes, elongated faces, sharp teeth, and the like. These images inspire horror and revulsion in many, and with good reason. The characteristics shared by these faces are imprinted in the human mind.

Many things frighten humans instinctively. The fear is natural, and does not need to be reinforced in order to terrify. The fears are species-wide, stemming from dark times in the past when lightning could mean the burning of your tree home, thunder could be the approaching gallops of a stampede, predators could hide in darkness, and heights could make poor footing lethal.

The question you have to ask yourself is this:

What happened, deep in the hidden eras before history began, that could effect the entire human race so evenly as to give the entire species a deep, instinctual, and lasting fear of pale beings with dark, sunken eyes, razor sharp teeth, and elongated faces?

… Just be careful out there.

[Huggles]

[hotshot64]

Originally Posted by Picklehead

Many classic horror icons, such as Geger’s xenomorphs, Silent Hill’s Pyramid Head, and other disturbing creatures, share common characteristics. Pale skin, dark, sunken eyes, elongated faces, sharp teeth, and the like. These images inspire horror and revulsion in many, and with good reason. The characteristics shared by these faces are imprinted in the human mind.

Many things frighten humans instinctively. The fear is natural, and does not need to be reinforced in order to terrify. The fears are species-wide, stemming from dark times in the past when lightning could mean the burning of your tree home, thunder could be the approaching gallops of a stampede, predators could hide in darkness, and heights could make poor footing lethal.

The question you have to ask yourself is this:

What happened, deep in the hidden eras before history began, that could effect the entire human race so evenly as to give the entire species a deep, instinctual, and lasting fear of pale beings with dark, sunken eyes, razor sharp teeth, and elongated faces?

… Just be careful out there.

What is that from?

[hotshot64]

Originally Posted by Coccyx

How do I say "*****" in Elvish?