Nodiatis: the drinking game

Ok, stock up on your favorite beer, two ales, and several spirits of varying strengths.

SPIRITS: Keep track of how many times someone posted the word "pew" the last time you were online for over an hour. This is the proof level of the spirit you will use. If it's below the lowest, mix with tonic or something to get the appropriate level. Say "pew" a few times if you drop below 10 proof.

DRINK A SHOT whenever someone says "take it to uncivil".

HAVE HALF A SHOT whenever shared bliss occurs. Then spin around once for each "ty", and then stand on one foot for one second per "ty". If you fail, you have to finish your drink and take a shot.

HAVE A SHOT whenever someone gets PKed, and then start chugging beer. Don't stop chugging until you either finish your current beer and the next two, or until the PKK happens, whichever occurs first. If the PKK happens before you finish, you must strip naked and drink the shot while standing on your head. Either way, take an additional shot for each additional PK in the run at the end.

TAKE A SIP OF BEER whenever someone gets "iggied" in civil, whenever something gets "parried" or otherwise avoided, or whenever a player's real-life gender is called into dispute.

TAKE ONE SIP EACH FROM TWO DIFFERENT ALES whenever someone posts the word "Ales" in conversation, even if it wasn't meant to refer to the drink.

If someone announces how much damage they do with something or other, your next shot is that proof level instead of your usual (the "pew pew pew" level).

[Melusinenyxie]

TAKE ONE SIP EACH FROM TWO DIFFERENT ALES whenever someone posts the word "Ales" in conversation, even if it wasn't meant to refer to the drink.

Awh ales gets drunk too and not me ='[

Hmmmm. Well, what kind of drink is a Melusinenyxie, anyway? You should've thought this trough, named your character "Brandy" or something.

[Melusinenyxie]

Originally Posted by Mothpire

Hmmmm. Well, what kind of drink is a Melusinenyxie, anyway? You should've thought this trough, named your character "Brandy" or something.

~pouts~ I dun like this game anymore

[Archerjess]

Alot of that has been happening lately Cyx. I decided ignore works wonders. I can't see a stiff drink fixing it

How about a sip of beer every time someone complains about the most recent patch?

And a drink every time someone says their class is underpowered... or that archer is overpowered.

Good call, Ehlmaris. And also a sip for each "lfsg".

[flipynifty]

u liek 2 suk teh coc?

Ok, fine. DRINK whenever some overprotective male steps in to threaten (or worse) someone who expresses less-than-glowing feelings about Mel.

[Alesandra]

aha! so this is what all the pms were about lol. how many nod citizens are drunk now?

Oh, and I forgot to mention: if someone says "Ales", you have to say "and Ra, the sun god!" and toast before drinking.

I am starting to think the random advert spamming and foreign language spamming forum accounts are merely drunk players.

[Alesandra]

Hmmm...i think I have to agree with you there sherman ...wait, I advertise sometimes O_O im not drunk

[Melusinenyxie]

Originally Posted by Alesandra

Hmmm...i think I have to agree with you there sherman ...wait, I advertise sometimes O_O im not drunk

Damn you aren't?

[Alesandra]

Originally Posted by Melusinenyxie

Damn you aren't?

just cuz ima bartender everyone assumes lol luv ya mel

I thought the bartender was supposed to be the only sober one in the whole building!

[Alesandra]

Originally Posted by Mothpire

I thought the bartender was supposed to be the only sober one in the whole building!

Now what fun would that be

Well, it's up to you, I guess!