The Last Sammich

[gailenstryker]

It's a turd Burger. You can have it!

[Fastizio]

i awoke from from a pastrami dream to a bologna life. where did i go wrong? was it taking the ham on rye instead of the turkey on wheat for my half sammich all those years ago? my mind was heavy with thoughts, and at a time when i needed to be more BLT than muffuletta. i look in the mirror and find myself weeping for my lost youth, my abandoned ambitions, my stale loaf of seven whole grains....

right? wrong? life? death? soup? half-sammich?

i shake the dream while getting dressed leaving my S.A.*(Sammich Alliance) uniform in the closet, choosing the plainclothes of a "hamburgerer" instead. i would make the meeting with no allegiance but to myself, no master but hunger.
my conviction was as strong as a nice thick ham on a jalape......NO! i must not think in these terms any longer! i've made my choice. i KNOW what i must do. i peek out the window and see my destiny. it fills me with conviction, with hope, with a rumbling in my belly. today. today will be the day. the day of the taco.

[jaym]

hmmmm

[dOWNer]

jesus backwards is sausage

[Huggles]

Omg I wanna sammich nao

And I just had one a few hours ago!

[dOWNer]

Throws Ledgedary Lever sands\wich Causing a Torrents volley of condiments to land on a humungious Hole Sheet of bread Floating in the everything from Below a giant seamonkey surfaces from the depths flying into the air and crashes down onto it the now deflated bum on witch meat should rest, the aquatic simian shattering the landing platform for to meet to meat meet so to speak in twine spilling the condiments then ocean then filled with salt everything else was eaten by glowing green things that soon became poisoned from the salt fizzling out one by one leaving only the darkness with the stars

[dOWNer]

windie the rebel scumwitch cracks dusty tome of sandwitch summoning
fingers few a few lines
-You dont know this spell
-casting this is known to cause insant death
-Not enough Rat legs
-This is Option is Blue
mungles 'some jumbo' thus beckoning fourth a silvery fork headed daemon
whom then puts fourth mechanical claw clasping a platter blacked by fire that on witch lay a curse-ed </br>pipeing hawt joosea seasemy sead bunn uzing flavours maggots happy and dancing in the unknown meat
sandwich*

[flipynifty]

Witchcraft sammich

[devil]

i wanna sammich nao

[flipynifty]

Omg I want lasagna nao