Story time...

Once upon a time a man named Jim wondered into the town of Stronhad and entered the local pub, called Slippery Jims.

His unborn twin baby brother, Pimpleton, never fully formed in the womb was beginning to emerge from the side of his head.

He approached the bartender, slapped a 5'er on the table and asked for a brew...while pimpleton eyeballed the broad 2 chairs over

The woman left almost immediately leaving pimpleton to ogle a man with a giant N for a head.

Then an old man with a lot of facial hair walked into the bar, took one look at pimpleton, and proceeded to slash pimpleton off from Jim's head, chop it up, microwave it and had it for dinner...and Zenga was his name...

...But to everyones amazement the little boy survived, When Zenga **** out the growth, it was so hideous and deformed they renamed him Purefear!

Purefears deformation was so radioactive that the US military used his acids in the atomic bombs dropped on Japan

Jim missed his head growth so much that he decided to take up bioengineering in order to grow himself a new sibling.

Unfortunately the experiments were a failure and only left Jim with a prehansile (paris) and the ability to see through wooden doors, but only on July 23rd.

Thrilled with his new powers, despite his longing for a brother, Jim sat around all day in Castille watching the N-faced "women" walking around in their wooden armor.

Pimpleton, now Purefear, on the other hand spent most of his day whining that everyone hated him now that he was radioactive and subsequently invented a cannon to shoot babies through plate glass windows.

The battle was on, Jim with his newfound super powers found a reason he could look through wood on July 23rd, purefear made plans to shoot babies through the plate glass windows around town causing havoc... on JULY 23rd, Jim sprung into action "i can see through the wood walls and see him coming, this will be his downfall", unfortuantely Jim can't see through the plate glass windows.

Standing in front of the window in order to look out of the wall, Jim got blindsided by a weightlifting baby N with a poop-filled diaper, which became perpetually lodged in his left ear. At last, his prayers were answered.

Jim was a pedophile with a scat fetish so having a baby with a poop filled diaper permanently stuck in his ear was even better than having his brother reattached.

The baby had Visa Paypal and friends in Luxembourg who were Grandmaster Mitten Knitters but had tourettes syndrome. Every time Jim went to Walmart Pharmacy the baby would scream obscenities at the Greeters and throw Rogaine on the floor.

The Floor was not only the president, it was a member and soon grew a thick head of hair so the combover was not needed anymore.

The janitor at Walmart shaved the floor because he was a big fan of Shaved Floor. He didn't like hair in his mop. His philosophy was "go bald or go home".

Needless to say the floor was outraged and swallowed the janitor whole, he was never heard from again.

The floor went on to be in such films as Floor Flew over the Cookoos Nest, and Floorday the Fifteenth and was a teenage hearthrob, his past seemingly forgotten aside from the constant "tap tap tap " and faint "helps" coming from his belly.

Of course being a celebrity no one seemed to care about the sounds and the murder was quickly covered up by powerful lawyers.

One day while on the set of the new action packed blockbuster "Demolition Floor" a small family approached the ex-wal-mart floor, "we know what you did last summer" they said.

:P

...went the floor, and swallowed up that family too. The director was very upset when the family went missing, as he had been having an affair with the father, Abelol.

Then...in walked a girl with a cornflakes rooster tattood on her butt.

(merged) But then I jacked off so many times in one day that blood and pixie dust erupted from my uncircumcised, Luxemborgesque cock. Hello darkness my old friend.

Meanwhile, back in Stronhard, Purefear was busily wrapping babies in his many merged threads in order to launch a super sayan baby ball at an unsuspecting victim...

[flipynifty]

Once upon a time a man named Jim wondered into the town of Stronhad and entered the local pub, called Slippery Jims.

His unborn twin baby brother, Pimpleton, never fully formed in the womb was beginning to emerge from the side of his head.

He approached the bartender, slapped a 5'er on the table and asked for a brew...while pimpleton eyeballed the broad 2 chairs over

The woman left almost immediately leaving pimpleton to ogle a man with a giant N for a head.

Then an old man with a lot of facial hair walked into the bar, took one look at pimpleton, and proceeded to slash pimpleton off from Jim's head, chop it up, microwave it and had it for dinner...and Zenga was his name...

...But to everyones amazement the little boy survived, When Zenga **** out the growth, it was so hideous and deformed they renamed him Purefear!

Purefears deformation was so radioactive that the US military used his acids in the atomic bombs dropped on Japan

Jim missed his head growth so much that he decided to take up bioengineering in order to grow himself a new sibling.

Unfortunately the experiments were a failure and only left Jim with a prehansile (paris) and the ability to see through wooden doors, but only on July 23rd.

Thrilled with his new powers, despite his longing for a brother, Jim sat around all day in Castille watching the N-faced "women" walking around in their wooden armor.

Pimpleton, now Purefear, on the other hand spent most of his day whining that everyone hated him now that he was radioactive and subsequently invented a cannon to shoot babies through plate glass windows.

The battle was on, Jim with his newfound super powers found a reason he could look through wood on July 23rd, purefear made plans to shoot babies through the plate glass windows around town causing havoc... on JULY 23rd, Jim sprung into action "i can see through the wood walls and see him coming, this will be his downfall", unfortuantely Jim can't see through the plate glass windows.

Standing in front of the window in order to look out of the wall, Jim got blindsided by a weightlifting baby N with a poop-filled diaper, which became perpetually lodged in his left ear. At last, his prayers were answered.

Jim was a pedophile with a scat fetish so having a baby with a poop filled diaper permanently stuck in his ear was even better than having his brother reattached.

The baby had Visa Paypal and friends in Luxembourg who were Grandmaster Mitten Knitters but had tourettes syndrome. Every time Jim went to Walmart Pharmacy the baby would scream obscenities at the Greeters and throw Rogaine on the floor.

The Floor was not only the president, it was a member and soon grew a thick head of hair so the combover was not needed anymore.

The janitor at Walmart shaved the floor because he was a big fan of Shaved Floor. He didn't like hair in his mop. His philosophy was "go bald or go home".

Needless to say the floor was outraged and swallowed the janitor whole, he was never heard from again.

The floor went on to be in such films as Floor Flew over the Cookoos Nest, and Floorday the Fifteenth and was a teenage hearthrob, his past seemingly forgotten aside from the constant "tap tap tap " and faint "helps" coming from his belly.

Of course being a celebrity no one seemed to care about the sounds and the murder was quickly covered up by powerful lawyers.

One day while on the set of the new action packed blockbuster "Demolition Floor" a small family approached the ex-wal-mart floor, "we know what you did last summer" they said.

:P

...went the floor, and swallowed up that family too. The director was very upset when the family went missing, as he had been having an affair with the father, Abelol.

Then...in walked a girl with a cornflakes rooster tattood on her butt.

(merged) But then I jacked off so many times in one day that blood and pixie dust erupted from my uncircumcised, Luxemborgesque cock. Hello darkness my old friend.

Meanwhile, back in Stronhard, Purefear was busily wrapping babies in his many merged threads in order to launch a super sayan baby ball at an unsuspecting victim...

Vegeta put on his scanner and looked at Purefear's baby ball, "it's power level is OVER NINE-THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND"!

[flipynifty]

Once upon a time a man named Jim wondered into the town of Stronhad and entered the local pub, called Slippery Jims.

His unborn twin baby brother, Pimpleton, never fully formed in the womb was beginning to emerge from the side of his head.

He approached the bartender, slapped a 5'er on the table and asked for a brew...while pimpleton eyeballed the broad 2 chairs over

The woman left almost immediately leaving pimpleton to ogle a man with a giant N for a head.

Then an old man with a lot of facial hair walked into the bar, took one look at pimpleton, and proceeded to slash pimpleton off from Jim's head, chop it up, microwave it and had it for dinner...and Zenga was his name...

...But to everyones amazement the little boy survived, When Zenga **** out the growth, it was so hideous and deformed they renamed him Purefear!

Purefears deformation was so radioactive that the US military used his acids in the atomic bombs dropped on Japan

Jim missed his head growth so much that he decided to take up bioengineering in order to grow himself a new sibling.

Unfortunately the experiments were a failure and only left Jim with a prehansile (paris) and the ability to see through wooden doors, but only on July 23rd.

Thrilled with his new powers, despite his longing for a brother, Jim sat around all day in Castille watching the N-faced "women" walking around in their wooden armor.

Pimpleton, now Purefear, on the other hand spent most of his day whining that everyone hated him now that he was radioactive and subsequently invented a cannon to shoot babies through plate glass windows.

The battle was on, Jim with his newfound super powers found a reason he could look through wood on July 23rd, purefear made plans to shoot babies through the plate glass windows around town causing havoc... on JULY 23rd, Jim sprung into action "i can see through the wood walls and see him coming, this will be his downfall", unfortuantely Jim can't see through the plate glass windows.

Standing in front of the window in order to look out of the wall, Jim got blindsided by a weightlifting baby N with a poop-filled diaper, which became perpetually lodged in his left ear. At last, his prayers were answered.

Jim was a pedophile with a scat fetish so having a baby with a poop filled diaper permanently stuck in his ear was even better than having his brother reattached.

The baby had Visa Paypal and friends in Luxembourg who were Grandmaster Mitten Knitters but had tourettes syndrome. Every time Jim went to Walmart Pharmacy the baby would scream obscenities at the Greeters and throw Rogaine on the floor.

The Floor was not only the president, it was a member and soon grew a thick head of hair so the combover was not needed anymore.

The janitor at Walmart shaved the floor because he was a big fan of Shaved Floor. He didn't like hair in his mop. His philosophy was "go bald or go home".

Needless to say the floor was outraged and swallowed the janitor whole, he was never heard from again.

The floor went on to be in such films as Floor Flew over the Cookoos Nest, and Floorday the Fifteenth and was a teenage hearthrob, his past seemingly forgotten aside from the constant "tap tap tap " and faint "helps" coming from his belly.

Of course being a celebrity no one seemed to care about the sounds and the murder was quickly covered up by powerful lawyers.

One day while on the set of the new action packed blockbuster "Demolition Floor" a small family approached the ex-wal-mart floor, "we know what you did last summer" they said.

:P

...went the floor, and swallowed up that family too. The director was very upset when the family went missing, as he had been having an affair with the father, Abelol.

Then...in walked a girl with a cornflakes rooster tattood on her butt.

(merged) But then I jacked off so many times in one day that blood and pixie dust erupted from my uncircumcised, Luxemborgesque cock. Hello darkness my old friend.

Meanwhile, back in Stronhard, Purefear was busily wrapping babies in his many merged threads in order to launch a super sayan baby ball at an unsuspecting victim...

Vegeta put on his scanner and looked at Purefear's baby ball, "it's power level is OVER NINE-THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND"!

An epic battle began on travellers way and all the way down the ashen trail. Explosions and bad subtitles everywhere and many an Asian shouting "AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" when all of a sudden a certain someone's friends from Luxembourg showed, duel wielding Visa cards, a standoff.

[flipynifty]

Once upon a time a man named Jim wondered into the town of Stronhad and entered the local pub, called Slippery Jims.

His unborn twin baby brother, Pimpleton, never fully formed in the womb was beginning to emerge from the side of his head.

He approached the bartender, slapped a 5'er on the table and asked for a brew...while pimpleton eyeballed the broad 2 chairs over

The woman left almost immediately leaving pimpleton to ogle a man with a giant N for a head.

Then an old man with a lot of facial hair walked into the bar, took one look at pimpleton, and proceeded to slash pimpleton off from Jim's head, chop it up, microwave it and had it for dinner...and Zenga was his name...

...But to everyones amazement the little boy survived, When Zenga **** out the growth, it was so hideous and deformed they renamed him Purefear!

Purefears deformation was so radioactive that the US military used his acids in the atomic bombs dropped on Japan

Jim missed his head growth so much that he decided to take up bioengineering in order to grow himself a new sibling.

Unfortunately the experiments were a failure and only left Jim with a prehansile (paris) and the ability to see through wooden doors, but only on July 23rd.

Thrilled with his new powers, despite his longing for a brother, Jim sat around all day in Castille watching the N-faced "women" walking around in their wooden armor.

Pimpleton, now Purefear, on the other hand spent most of his day whining that everyone hated him now that he was radioactive and subsequently invented a cannon to shoot babies through plate glass windows.

The battle was on, Jim with his newfound super powers found a reason he could look through wood on July 23rd, purefear made plans to shoot babies through the plate glass windows around town causing havoc... on JULY 23rd, Jim sprung into action "i can see through the wood walls and see him coming, this will be his downfall", unfortuantely Jim can't see through the plate glass windows.

Standing in front of the window in order to look out of the wall, Jim got blindsided by a weightlifting baby N with a poop-filled diaper, which became perpetually lodged in his left ear. At last, his prayers were answered.

Jim was a pedophile with a scat fetish so having a baby with a poop filled diaper permanently stuck in his ear was even better than having his brother reattached.

The baby had Visa Paypal and friends in Luxembourg who were Grandmaster Mitten Knitters but had tourettes syndrome. Every time Jim went to Walmart Pharmacy the baby would scream obscenities at the Greeters and throw Rogaine on the floor.

The Floor was not only the president, it was a member and soon grew a thick head of hair so the combover was not needed anymore.

The janitor at Walmart shaved the floor because he was a big fan of Shaved Floor. He didn't like hair in his mop. His philosophy was "go bald or go home".

Needless to say the floor was outraged and swallowed the janitor whole, he was never heard from again.

The floor went on to be in such films as Floor Flew over the Cookoos Nest, and Floorday the Fifteenth and was a teenage hearthrob, his past seemingly forgotten aside from the constant "tap tap tap " and faint "helps" coming from his belly.

Of course being a celebrity no one seemed to care about the sounds and the murder was quickly covered up by powerful lawyers.

One day while on the set of the new action packed blockbuster "Demolition Floor" a small family approached the ex-wal-mart floor, "we know what you did last summer" they said.

:P

...went the floor, and swallowed up that family too. The director was very upset when the family went missing, as he had been having an affair with the father, Abelol.

Then...in walked a girl with a cornflakes rooster tattood on her butt.

(merged) But then I jacked off so many times in one day that blood and pixie dust erupted from my uncircumcised, Luxemborgesque cock. Hello darkness my old friend.

Meanwhile, back in Stronhard, Purefear was busily wrapping babies in his many merged threads in order to launch a super sayan baby ball at an unsuspecting victim...

Vegeta put on his scanner and looked at Purefear's baby ball, "it's power level is OVER NINE-THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND"!

An epic battle began on travellers way and all the way down the ashen trail. Explosions and bad subtitles everywhere and many an Asian shouting "AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" when all of a sudden a certain someone's friends from Luxembourg showed, duel wielding Visa cards, a standoff.

This would be a battle that would engulf the entire land, no man-woman or jewish time card seller was safe!

The skies turned black and the blood lake turned red (oO), Halycon flowed red with the blood of many Luxembourg friends, Visa cards littered the beach cliffs, no one was safe from the carnage.

Once upon a time a man named Jim wondered into the town of Stronhad and entered the local pub, called Slippery Jims.

His unborn twin baby brother, Pimpleton, never fully formed in the womb was beginning to emerge from the side of his head.

He approached the bartender, slapped a 5'er on the table and asked for a brew...while pimpleton eyeballed the broad 2 chairs over

The woman left almost immediately leaving pimpleton to ogle a man with a giant N for a head.

Then an old man with a lot of facial hair walked into the bar, took one look at pimpleton, and proceeded to slash pimpleton off from Jim's head, chop it up, microwave it and had it for dinner...and Zenga was his name...

...But to everyones amazement the little boy survived, When Zenga **** out the growth, it was so hideous and deformed they renamed him Purefear!

Purefears deformation was so radioactive that the US military used his acids in the atomic bombs dropped on Japan

Jim missed his head growth so much that he decided to take up bioengineering in order to grow himself a new sibling.

Unfortunately the experiments were a failure and only left Jim with a prehansile (paris) and the ability to see through wooden doors, but only on July 23rd.

Thrilled with his new powers, despite his longing for a brother, Jim sat around all day in Castille watching the N-faced "women" walking around in their wooden armor.

Pimpleton, now Purefear, on the other hand spent most of his day whining that everyone hated him now that he was radioactive and subsequently invented a cannon to shoot babies through plate glass windows.

The battle was on, Jim with his newfound super powers found a reason he could look through wood on July 23rd, purefear made plans to shoot babies through the plate glass windows around town causing havoc... on JULY 23rd, Jim sprung into action "i can see through the wood walls and see him coming, this will be his downfall", unfortuantely Jim can't see through the plate glass windows.

Standing in front of the window in order to look out of the wall, Jim got blindsided by a weightlifting baby N with a poop-filled diaper, which became perpetually lodged in his left ear. At last, his prayers were answered.

Jim was a pedophile with a scat fetish so having a baby with a poop filled diaper permanently stuck in his ear was even better than having his brother reattached.

The baby had Visa Paypal and friends in Luxembourg who were Grandmaster Mitten Knitters but had tourettes syndrome. Every time Jim went to Walmart Pharmacy the baby would scream obscenities at the Greeters and throw Rogaine on the floor.

The Floor was not only the president, it was a member and soon grew a thick head of hair so the combover was not needed anymore.

The janitor at Walmart shaved the floor because he was a big fan of Shaved Floor. He didn't like hair in his mop. His philosophy was "go bald or go home".

Needless to say the floor was outraged and swallowed the janitor whole, he was never heard from again.

The floor went on to be in such films as Floor Flew over the Cookoos Nest, and Floorday the Fifteenth and was a teenage hearthrob, his past seemingly forgotten aside from the constant "tap tap tap " and faint "helps" coming from his belly.

Of course being a celebrity no one seemed to care about the sounds and the murder was quickly covered up by powerful lawyers.

One day while on the set of the new action packed blockbuster "Demolition Floor" a small family approached the ex-wal-mart floor, "we know what you did last summer" they said.

:P

...went the floor, and swallowed up that family too. The director was very upset when the family went missing, as he had been having an affair with the father, Abelol.

Then...in walked a girl with a cornflakes rooster tattood on her butt.

(merged) But then I jacked off so many times in one day that blood and pixie dust erupted from my uncircumcised, Luxemborgesque cock. Hello darkness my old friend.

Meanwhile, back in Stronhard, Purefear was busily wrapping babies in his many merged threads in order to launch a super sayan baby ball at an unsuspecting victim...

Vegeta put on his scanner and looked at Purefear's baby ball, "it's power level is OVER NINE-THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND"!

An epic battle began on travellers way and all the way down the ashen trail. Explosions and bad subtitles everywhere and many an Asian shouting "AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" when all of a sudden a certain someone's friends from Luxembourg showed, duel wielding Visa cards, a standoff.

This would be a battle that would engulf the entire land, no man-woman or jewish time card seller was safe!

The skies turned black and the blood lake turned red (oO), Halycon flowed red with the blood of many Luxembourg friends, Visa cards littered the beach cliffs, no one was safe from the carnage.

The sounds of battle echoed through the land Pew Pew Pew!

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, the Lone Ranger was polishing Silver and Tonto disguised as a door got his knobs shot off.