01-09-2016, 11:29 AM
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Neophyte
Jaykay is offline
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more spam..
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01-09-2016, 11:29 AM
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#242
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Neophyte
Jaykay is offline
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What a bloody spambles...!!
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02-01-2016, 02:56 PM
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#243
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Neophyte
Jaykay is offline
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And more...
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02-01-2016, 02:57 PM
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#244
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Neophyte
Jaykay is offline
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And even more...
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02-01-2016, 02:58 PM
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#245
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Neophyte
Jaykay is offline
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and yet more.. ( 6 to go)
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02-01-2016, 02:59 PM
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#246
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Neophyte
Jaykay is offline
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And even yet more..
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02-01-2016, 03:00 PM
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#247
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Neophyte
Jaykay is offline
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some more....
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02-01-2016, 03:02 PM
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#248
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Neophyte
Jaykay is offline
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and even some more..
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02-01-2016, 03:03 PM
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#249
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Neophyte
Jaykay is offline
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Even yet some more..
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02-01-2016, 03:04 PM
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#250
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Neophyte
Jaykay is offline
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Only 1 to go...
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02-01-2016, 03:06 PM
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#251
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Neophyte
Jaykay is offline
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Thank you for listening...
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02-01-2016, 03:07 PM
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#252
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Neophyte
Jaykay is offline
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test
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02-01-2016, 04:21 PM
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#253
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Epic Scholar
Soxson is offline
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dansux
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Praise the hindu gods!
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03-29-2016, 12:31 AM
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#254
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Neophyte
RoorinRyan is offline
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sadf
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03-29-2016, 08:29 AM
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Epic Scholar
flipynifty is offline
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Spam
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omg i wanna sammich nao
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03-29-2016, 08:47 AM
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Epic Scholar
Soxson is offline
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Flipahniftah!
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Praise the hindu gods!
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07-08-2016, 01:12 AM
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#257
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Neophyte
Drakgul is offline
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I am a leaf on the wind!
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07-08-2016, 01:18 AM
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Neophyte
Drakgul is offline
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Correction!
I'm a noob who doesn't know what I'm doing.
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08-25-2016, 09:46 PM
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#259
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Crab Defiler
StrydarEnox is offline
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Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned helmets on. A man and his wife enter.
Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear.
Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right.
Man (to Waitress): Morning!
Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor au Crevette with a Mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife (shrieks): I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
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07-09-2017, 08:18 AM
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#260
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Neophyte
Drakgul is offline
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Even more spam
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